A story of betrayal

A story of betrayal

The Question is,

 

Did the Planet Betray us,

OR?

We Betrayed the planet?

 

http://www.climatecrisis.net/trailer/

A worth watch, if you love this planet

Programming Humour

Another series of humour on Programming

Programming
humour

Some of my favourates,

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes itharder, but
when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

– Bjarne Stroustrup

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.

– Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

"Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time."

– David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa
1969.

The abode of spirituality

A must visit for those in search of few words on spirituality.

http://www.swaminarayan.org/essays/index.htm

Self Appraisal

Self Appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and
pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he
could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to call someone.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone
to cut my lawn."

Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who
cuts your lawn now."

Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

Boy: (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweep
your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will
have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida."

Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The
store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: "Son… I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit
and would like to offer you a job."

Boy: "No thanks,

Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.

Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the
job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was
talking to!"

This is what we call "Self Appraisal"

Google Docs – Now in Top Gear

Finally, we see one more google product that you can use offline.

The possibilites are enormous now.

• Offline access
• Sync when you are online.
• No context switch.
• No need for the desktop word processor.

There are certain limitations right now,

• This feature is enabled to only a small subset.
• Only English language is supported.
• Not yet for spreadsheet and presentation

I still need to see it on my own and see how Google docs handles

• Conflicts when two people change the shared document.
• Can i do spell check offline?
• When would spreadsheet/presentation support made available.

You may refer to original post Bringing the cloud with you posted by: Philip Tucker, Software Engineer, Google Docs

April Fool from Google and Virgin

See this

Google and Richard Branson fooled everyone….